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New golf rules went into effect Wednesday, November 5, 2008

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Effective November 5, 2008:

  1. There are no white tees or blue tees. We have transcended those color distinctions. All tees are red.
  2. 95% of golfers hitting 85 or more are going to see a handicap cut.
  3. A high handicapper can play whatever ball he wants.
  4. If you are a low handicapper, and a high handicapper plays your ball, well, you can drop another ball if you want, but you’re gonna have to take a two-stroke penalty.
  5. In alternate-shot match play, if your partner hits out of bounds, you may hit again without penalty if you declare, “Hey, he’s just a guy who played with me for 20 years. I had no idea he hit shots like that.”

Written by bsjy

November 7th, 2008 at 8:48 am

Posted in Humor,Political,Snark

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